Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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