Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
wat bout pragnant strippers??
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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