I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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