When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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