i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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