i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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