I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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