Yo dont text me then not text me
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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