Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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