I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
When did angry sex become our thing?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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