I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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