I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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