I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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