How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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