we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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