sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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