I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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