how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
