I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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