It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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