went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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