It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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