This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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