she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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