Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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