Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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