you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
