She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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