In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think people are normalizing furries
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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