my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He had one of those small greek statue penises
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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