So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
