He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My feet surprised me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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