Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
