If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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