Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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