it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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