so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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