i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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