Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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