Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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