Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Randomize
