i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Randomize
