I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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