i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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