I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
3 2 1 whiskey
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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