what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
