Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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