Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
The air taste purple.
Randomize
