I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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