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And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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